Gods of the Morning Wood Magnet

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A square vinyl magnet that brings a slice of wild morning woods to any metal surface. Dense, evergreen valleys and sunlit ridgelines form the backdrop, while a bare-rooted tree motif and bold, vintage-inspired lettering read “GODS OF THE MORNING WOOD,” blending rugged outdoorsy charm with tongue-in-cheek personality. The matte finish softens glare and gives colors a warm, natural look — the greens and golds feel like an actual dawn in the mountains. Lightweight and thin, it clings quietly to fridges, lockers, and campsite coolers, adding character and a little humor to daily spaces. This magnet fits into the life of someone who spends mornings tracking trails, sipping coffee at sunrise, or decorating their gear with bold, nature-forward statements.

Product features
- Laminated matte surface with black magnetic backing for durable adhesion
- Vivid, crisp full-color print on white vinyl
- Three size options to suit fridges, lockers, and coolers
- Thin, lightweight design for easy placement and transport
- Recommended for indoor use; resists everyday wear

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.